When people use cliche names

So you're given the chance to name something. A team or a mascot. There's always one joker who says bob. it annoys me so much. more than it should. Bob is not a funny name. Full stop. Its so over used its cringy. The most cringy name of all. Its not funny.

People who ask questions during movies

This is the most annoying thing in the whole world. Especially through a really good thrilling movie. You're just getting into the film, when suddenly " Is he the bad guy" " why did he do that" "who's that?" " how did they get there?" 

Its so annoying! just watch the film, the answers are coming. If you don't know, how am i meant to know? That's what annoys me the most. They know full well i don't know either, they just ask it for no particular reason. 

I have one friend who is just the worst person at doing this. i now refuse to watch films with her, she's too annoying. 

When your friends swear while they're round your house

I don't know if its just me, but i have been brought up never to swear unless its necessary. I swear all the time anyway, but i try to keep myself under control around my parents.  

My friends though, they have a different idea. They swear so loudly and for no particular reason, loudly enough for my parents to hear. So because of this, i get a "talk" from my parents about whether i should still be friends with them. it sounds trivial, but it just annoys me so much. Am i the only one?

When someone has music on when you're skyping them

so have you ever been video chatting someone and they decide, for some strange reason to put music on. Firstly, thats a bit weird.. am i too boring? but its that fact that its gone from nice normal chat to your friend enjoying the music and you getting some crackly ass shit that you can't even distinguish as music. its ruined the whole thing, as now you can't even turn on the tv or listen to you're own music because their shitty music is blasting at you. it annoys me so much, is it just me? 

Toddler Tantrums

Ok so you're on the bus, or out in the garden. Everything's quiet, you're just relaxing and recovering. Then suddenly, a small child is told they can't eat a candles, or told they can't ride the cat, and they start screaming, and once a toddler starts screaming, they don't stop. But its not just the kid you wanna slap, its the parents. They just let them continue screaming. Me? when i was little? If i started screaming for no good reason, it was a spank on the bum and a stern telling off. Now most people now say hitting kids is bad, and i totally agree, but i have to say, it worked. I shut the hell up. 

The worst thing about toddlers screaming, is the actual scream. Its not a blood curdling scream, nor a pathetic whimper, its a long whiny, ear splitting howl. A noise that sends everybody into panic, fetching dummys and biscuits to shut the brat up. 

When skinny people say they're fat

C'mon, we've all got hat friend who's super skinny. Skinny people are fine, but what really annoys me is when they pull the whole "omg my legs are so fat" or "eugrgh my stomach is so horrible" i mean, really? you're fishing for compliments, anyone cans see that. You're showing off the fact that you're legs are perfect, and just going to any lenghts to show them off.

What skinny people don't know, is that fishing for compliments on your perfect legs isn't particullaly good for us normal people's self esteem. its just rude.

You know what else annoys me? when they're all like "you're legs are so nice i'm so jealous"

You know they don't mean it. they're taunting you for having actual flesh. it really really gets on my nerves.

Yawning

You've been there before..

You're sitting in a classroom, idly staring out the window, when you glance at someone. They're yawning.

You make eye contact. Then suddenly, you're yawning too. Something about a signal of tiredness that's contagious? i read that somewhere. But you can't stop yourself. The person is still looking at you, and now they're wandering why you're copying them. You know you can stop it by touching you're tongue.. but who's gonna do that when someones staring at you. You finish your ridiculously long yawn, and they're still looking at you. 

So why is it that as soon as you see someone yawning, you have to yawn as well. its a rule.

a really annoying rule that embarrasses people all the time. seriously, google yawning and go on images.. i challenge you not to yawn ;)

Slow  Internet Connection

So you're sitting on the computer, happily browsing Facebook and looking at cat videos when suddenly, out of nowhere, the video freezes, and the chat bar goes grey. You know whats coming. You frantically move your laptop about, trying to pick up the signal. but you know its already too late. The signals dropped, everything is slowing down and freezing. Your blood pressure rises as you repeatedly double click everything with no results. Now this is bad enough, but to top it all off, it never happens when you're just scrolling through Facebook with nothing else to do, it always happens when you've got that super important bill to pay, those presents you simply must buy, and when you need to send that massively important message to your friend about that guy your crushing on.

They say, to find out what someone is really like, put them in front of a computer with a terrible internet connection and something really important to do. But i don't think that's fair. A slow internet connection is enough to render even the most patient person a shaking mess.

Coughing

You've been there before. watching TV, on the computer or reading a book. Then suddenly *cough*

You look up, ignore it then look down again. *cough* *cough* *cough* ok, that's a little bit annoying, but it can't be helped. Then, after being lulled into a false silence, the bombardment starts. A continuous string of coughing that just can't be ignored. It feels like it won't end, it feels like it'll go on forever. You know it can't be helped, but it still drives you crazy. You just want to shove a strepsil down their throats, but you don't because that would be rude. The only thing is, once you've caught the cough that they've catapulted at you, you don't find it annoying, until, you realize just how much you're coughing. Once you're aware of your coughing, you can't help but think how much you're annoying other people, its a nightmare.

Little Intro

The world today is full of painfully annoying things. Just small things like a barking dog or a noisy fan. From things that can't be helped like whistling winds, to small annoying brats screaming their head off for biscuits. There are endless annoyances in this world, and this blog brings them to your attention, so next time you're on the train, or shopping in town, its all you'll be able to think about. :)